from Jeremy Schmall’s chapbook OPEN CORRESPONDENCE FROM THE SENATOR (X-ing Books 2008)
Anonymous said: Why is your facial hair so haphazard? Aren't you ever worried that children will see it and the sight of your beard will be so unsettling it'll actually give off a concussive force, potentially pushing the kids into traffic? How do you live with yourself?
- maybe i was born with it (maybe it’s in my genes)
- no, i hate children & love traffic
- one day at a time, starring bonnie franklin