Why is your facial hair so haphazard? Aren't you ever worried that children will see it and the sight of your beard will be so unsettling it'll actually give off a concussive force, potentially pushing the kids into traffic? How do you live with yourself?
- maybe i was born with it (maybe it’s in my genes) - no, i hate children & love traffic - one day at a time, starring bonnie franklin
“There’s something mystical in the gradual
decline. Like somehow I’m always trying
not to lose it in a Walgreen’s. So profoundly
unstable in a phone booth by the sea. I’m calling out
to the water, to weather, the graceless weight